sukiwaterhouse: why aim for the stars when you can aim higher than that? you are officially my favorite human. @ josephineskriver oh bestieeeeeeee. oh how you’re never going to regret it
josephineskriver: why aim for the entire galaxy when you can have suki as your bestie? aw shush, you’re my favorite human. @ sukiwaterhouse so when are we doing this? after cannes?
that’s got to be some kind of compliment, somewhere. there is, evidently! there’s not much to speculate about, besides two friends who once dated catching up. though, i’ve never been one to kiss and tell, jo.
i could never truly be mean to you, sweets. it’s all fun and games. don’t be so serious about it when you know better than anyone that rumors are nothing more than lame tittle-tattles. so you’re just friends, right?
you’re not wrong, i think most days i’d lose my head if it weren’t tethered to my body. i’ve been booked and busy with touring, just released a new music video fairly recently, and have been avoiding my socials like crazy. not too keen on hearing any odd theories my fans may have come up with behind the meaning of the video. last i’d heard, apparently i was confirming that taylor’s song gold rush was about me.
i’ve known you for what? six years now, and i don’t think i’ve ever experienced you being fast at – anything. wait what? there’s still haylor drama floating around social media? give me all the tea, styles. i’m invested now. can you confirm or deny the allegations? @harstylss
sukiwaterhouse: that might just be my new favorite compliment ever. honestly at this point i’d let you choose. but spain has one of the best places @ josephineskriver
josephineskriver: aw shush. i aim to be the biggest suki fan on the planet. no cap. are you inviting me spain? scratch being the biggest fan, you’re my new bestie. @ sukiwatherhouse
jacob: who said i had a date? jacob: can’t argue with that statement, you are danish and you are hot jacob: very hot, i must add jacob: are you saying i should take you to cannes as my plus one?
jose: strictly assumptions, hun. jose: see! you can’t argue with that, and with your looks, we’d go together like jose: ramalama… something with dong. jose: that’s exactly what i’m saying, jake. jose: wouldn’t it be loverly?
the way i’ve been giving franchises a chance, i can’t finish twilight because––i just can’t, but everyone and their cousin are trying to get me to watch MARVEL anything and honestly, is it worth it? there are a million movies and i don’t know where to start or if i want to start––but i just need a distraction… @buzzhqstarters
what’s with you and twilight? feels like you always randomly try to toss some kind of vampire into the conversation and it’s giving vamp girl. do we need an intervention? i hear pornhub is a good distraction from things. at least that’s what a .. friend told me.
